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How to Read Job Ads for Beginners and Newcomers© by Dagmar Rakos ConOpMark.com "exceptional positive attitude" -> translation: *Boss is an asshole and a dictator who blows off his top thirteen times a day!* "willing to work long hours" -> translation: *Forget about your family, or any personal life at all!* "stamina to work long hours" -> translation: *In other words you are expected to be a cross between a jackass, a camel and an ox!* "you are a self-starter" -> translation: *We have no idea what we are doing, but we sincerely hope, you will!* "can work independently" -> translation: *Don’t expect any support from us!* "provide assurance and consulting services to our clients"-> translation: *You are an extremely skillful liar!* "exceptional organizational skills"-> translation: *We hope we finally get someone who can clean up that big mess we have here!* "winning positive attitude" -> translation: *Never get bogged down no matter how stupid the management decisions are!* "ability to work in fast-paced environment" -> translation: *Break? What break…?* "you feel like an essential member of a corporate family" -> translation: *You are not going to tell our secrets to the tax office, right?* "you are responsible and dependable" -> translation: *We expect you to keep your mouth shut no matter what you see, what we do/don’t do!* "willing to work hard" -> translation: *Slavery, the legal way* "extremely busy environment" -> translation: *We are understaffed* "friendly customer service" -> translation: *You are mentally challenged and smiling to it!* "outstanding customer support service" -> translation: *You have an experience working as a lion tamer or at least as a high school teacher!* "ability to work in a challenging environment" -> translation: *You can always B.S. your way out!* "positive outlook" -> translation: *What? You expect us to actually pay you for your work…?!* © Dagmar Rakos Administrator, www.conopmark.com All Rights Reserved --------------------------------------------------------------------- Have more fun in your life. Get your Own successful Online business with the help of The Best All-in-One services on the Net! See for yourself at http://buildit.sitesell.com/start.html --------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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